terapsina:

onion-souls:

tilthat:

TIL there are only around 120 anonymous Michelin restaurant inspectors in the world. They spend 3 out of every 4 weeks on the road, and must vacate a region for 10 years if they think a restaurant suspects their identity.

via reddit.com

Imagine thinking your spouse is a sexy secret agent for decades only to find out he’s a restaurant critic for fat tire boy magazine

Better yet imagine a real spy getting in trouble and mistaking a restaurant critic for a fellow agent. But the critic takes their job very seriously and won’t reveal themselves and so gets pulled into some kind of huge dangerous conspiracy whilst continuing to take notes on the quality of every restaurant they almost get shot in.

gaysuggestions:

netflix and…rest your head on my thigh while I run my fingers through your hair continuously

applejuicewerewolf:

cryptid-milk-queer:

aviculor:

plasmas-king:

eternally-a-dreamer:

ghostboyhost:

ghostboyhost:

danny fenton:
-wears a shirt to the water park
-accidentally uses the womens restroom
-“i would tell you to use the mens room but i dont think you qualify”
-chest occasionally bulges in his ghost suit
-is a trans boy

reblog this make cis people mad that im “ruining their childhood”

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stable clone of him was a younger girl named danni

  • the series is literally about him keeping his identity a secret from his parents, believing that if they found out they’d stop loving him as their child and even kill him.
  • said identity is only known by his closest friends and others in the “community”.
  • After his college-age sister accidentally walks in on him altering his appearance and thereby learns his identity, she becomes clumsily obsessed with protecting him and being an ally.
  • Sam was able to disguise herself as him effortlessly.

👏🏼Danny 👏🏼 fenton 👏🏼 is 👏🏼 trans 👏🏼

Reblog to make trans people feel represented and Elmer Hartman get angry.

(Source: gayw)

aleph-null-47:
“ ramen-hamster:
“Whenever my parents take me to a family gathering
”
is this a joke or just a description of what’s happening in the episode
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aleph-null-47:

ramen-hamster:

Whenever my parents take me to a family gathering

is this a joke or just a description of what’s happening in the episode

(Source: regressionsimulator)

Anonymous asked
In defense of your English professor, the problem with using they/them as a replacement for he/she/him/her is the difference between using a plural vs a singular pronoun. English is an (unfortunately) messy language, and those distinctions are rhetorically important to make. A better substitution would be to use singular gender-neutral pronouns instead of tossing in pronouns that are meant to be plural. Granted, people have made those pronouns, but they're not widely used.

lorains-pithythougts:

Dude, I don’t even want to bother discussing this. Grammar is malleable. Get off anon.

ryegarden:
“i want all hijabi wlw/sapphics to know that i would die for them without hesitation
”

ryegarden:

i want all hijabi wlw/sapphics to know that i would die for them without hesitation

dekapon:

postmarxed:

Remember when Stephen Hawking was more worried about inequality under capitalism than artificial intelligence in a Reddit AMA and people started telling him to read an economics 101 book? Wild. Anyways rip Steve


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“If machines produce everything we need, the outcome will depend on how things are distributed. Everyone can enjoy a life of luxurious leisure if the machine-produced wealth is shared, or most people can end up miserably poor if the machine-owners successfully lobby against wealth redistribution. So far, the trend seems to be toward the second option, with technology driving ever-increasing inequality. “